Heathers the Musical

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The creative team behind Heathers the Musical have announced a brand new song has been written into the show ahead of it’s West End debut at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, along with multiple re-workings to the script. RAM’S DAD: Former football player turned suburban dad, has never outgrown his high school glory days. Hates weakness, but capable of soul-searching when tragedy strikes.

VERONICA’S MOM - Easygoing, distant, yet capable of laying down the law. Voice: Great belt up to C, higher always welcome. GIRL 1: NEW WAVE GIRL – (16-18) She wants her MTV and dresses accordingly. Voice: belt to at least C# (a soprano up to high A/B is also a plus). Voice: Strong belt to Db, D preferred. Soprano for chorus. Note: In certain choral songs, Heather Mac and Duke can switch vocal parts as needed. Voice: Strong belt to C, D preferred. Alto for chorus. Note: In certain choral songs Heather Duke and Mac can switch vocal parts as needed. Bill, Company: B ut now I've learned to love… Bill: I love my dead gay son! Company: H e loves his son. He loves his son. His dead gay son! Paul tries to leave and Bill follows him. Bill: N ow, I say my boy's in heaven, And he's tanning by the pool! The cherubim walk with him and him, And Jesus says “It's cool!”. They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin', Just friendly fellows dressed up like their favorite village person! They were not dirty! Company: N o, no! Bill: T hey just had flair! Company: W hoa, oh! Bill: T hey were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair! Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun, Bill, Company: B ut now I've learned to love... Paul tries to leave again. Bill: A nd furthermore! These boys were brave as hell! These boys, they know damn well! Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free! They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants! Paul, I can't believe that you, Still refuse to get a clue! After all that we've been through, I'm talking you and me! The company gasps collectively. Bill: In the summer of '83! The company gasps again.BOY 1: BELEAGUERED GEEK – (16-18) An embittered social outcast. Voice: baritone (up to F#) or tenor (up to A). MS. FLEMING - Aging hippie teacher, still yearning for the day the Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Hungry for the spotlight, resentful of entitled youth. Aging hippie teacher, still yearning for the day the Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Hungry for the spotlight, resentful of entitled youth. They put no money into marketing the movie because they didn't have any money," says Falk. "And they didn't understand how to market it anyway. They were trying to pitch it as a kind of thriller. In parts of Europe it was called Lethal Attraction. But 10 years later I got the call to do a DVD. And then along came streaming. So the cult aspect has progressed more and more." JD - 17. he is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy.

Elsewhere, rumours destroy reputations overnight, a plot device that works even better re-watched from the internet age. Final scenes include JD detonating a suicide bomber vest. That’s still marginally milder than the alternate ending in which the entire school blows up and they all go to prom, as social equals, in heaven. Or the unfilmed scene that would have seen Martha stab Veronica and call her Heather, leaving Veronica to gasp her dying words: “My name’s not Heather, you bitch!” Former footbaH player turned suburban dad. has never out~ grown his high school glory days. HatC's weakness, but capable of soul-scatching when ll'age View more...What? Open the door! Heathers: O h no, oh no, no, no! You make my balls so blue, So please say hello! Hold 'em, Enfold 'em, Kurt, Ram: A nd never let go! Once you were geeky and nerdy, But they knew you're dirty. You've set them on fire, Kurt, Ram: W hatever you require, they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents! They'll wear a suit and tie, Heathers, Kurt: A nd a fancy collar! They'll sing a lullaby: Kurt, Ram: L a la la la la! Please make these balls not blue, Just for a while! Can't wait till later, Kurt, Ram: M y pants are rubbin', Like a hot cheese grater! Give me that! Veronica takes a bottle from Heather M. Look! Booze. Drink. Aw, thank you so much! You're are so welcome. HEATHER CHANDLER - 17. Richest, hottest, most magnetic, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it like a scalpel - no fear, no patience, no mercy. JASON “J.D.” DEAN – (17) Darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive. Charming on the outside, damaged on the inside. Keen smarts, savage wit. Voice: strong, confident belt to at least an A♭, A preferable; wide emotional range.